Know your Beer: The Bitter

Sometimes I forget that not everyone is a beer geek. Not everyone has tried many of the styles of beer nor could tell them apart. They just enjoy their beer. I forget this.

But I do like thinking about what makes up a style of beer. I like to think about why there is a divide between say a porter and a stout. I guess that is why I am a geek. Nevertheless, I think if you are reading this blog, then maybe you too might wonder the difference. If anything, knowing these things might make my perspectives on beer a bit clearer. With that in mind, I give you Know your Beer. A simple look into styles of beer and what makes the beer you drink.

To start this new segment off, I am going to discuss one of the least understood styles in the States, the Bitter or more precisely, the Ordinary Bitter. There are actually three types of Bitters: Ordinary Bitter, Best Bitter, and Extra Special Bitter or ESB. Right now, I am only talking about Ordinary Bitter, the other two will be discussed in a later article.

There are two reasons why this beer is misunderstood by American drinkers. First off, the name. With a name like Bitter, it sounds like a beer that is really hoppy and has a harsh bite. Quite the opposite is true. More on that in a minute.

The other reason is that Bitter's style is really hard to lock down. It comes in an array of colors from a golden amber to a darker chocolate. Its flavors are just as various, ranging from sweet, fruity apple and pear to creamy smooth butterscotch. Because it varies so, it can take a slightly adventurous soul to blindly order an unknown pint of Bitter as you might be expecting a different flavor than you receive.

As I said earlier, Bitters are not bitter beers, they are actually referred to as a session beer. Session beers are beers that are easy to drink, light in alcohol, low in carbonation and tend to be very well balanced, just enough sweet to mellow out the hops. People would venture to pubs have a few pints of Bitter and still be able to maintain, albeit more lively, discussion on current events or politics. The K Y Jelly of social discourse. The flavors of the Bitter need to be very enjoyable and the alcohol present, but not overpowering, otherwise it fails as a session beer. Not burping all the time is nice too.

One might think that the unpredictable nature and that mellow flavor of the Bitter is a bad sign, but once you think about it, the combination is the strength of the beer. You get a lot a variety within the style and the chances of you finding an offensive Bitter are low. Also, it is a great beer for those that don't like heavy/big beers or have never ventured past Budweiser. I am thinking about those friends of yours from college that, in beer terms, are still in college or your girlfriend.

Girls, if you are going out for a night on the town with a new man and he wants to stop off at a pub, ask for a Bitter.

Girls, if you are going out for a night on the town with a new man and he wants to stop off at a pub, ask for a Bitter. For one, the guy is going to be super impressed that you want to drink beer, know about something other than Stella, and it just sounds hot. Maybe try it in a British accent. Also, you can keep up with him and maybe even drink him under the table. Just a word of warning, because it is lighter and you can theoretically drink more, makes sure that the restroom in the bar is up to your standards as you will be taking a few trips throughout the night.

Bitters really are a great beer just as long as you understand what a Bitter is and have a better idea of what to expect when the bartender pours you a pint. As I discussed in my 1st post about Extreme Beers, you can't drink many pints that have crazy levels of maltiness, hoppiness, or alcohol. A night of drinking is where the Bitter reigns as champ. This is probably one of the reasons that the Bitter is so popular in the U.K. but it is high time that the U.S. catches up to its neighbors across the pond and get in on some of the Bitter goodness.

Some bottled Bitters you can sample at home are:
Fullers London Pride
Young's Bitter
Goose Island's Honkers Ale

But possibly the best place to try a Bitter is from the cask at a Pub. A good pub will have more options than anything you could find in a bottle. Have fun exploring!